The Time Travelling Theorem

This is a piece of "wisdom" I have held on to for too long.
How to build your own time machine.
First of all write yourself a note that contains this information:
A) A future date
B) An amount of money £5000 or over
C) A location you can easily get to

Now store the note on your person. (Pehaps in a wallet). Make sure you check this note regularly to make sure you know the date and location.
When this specific day comes check the location written on the note.


If you get to the location and find a large sum of money congratulations you have built a fully functional time machine.
Take the money and invest it into time machine research. Now when the time machine is finished make sure you go back to the date and location written on the note and leave money there for your past self to find

HG Wells did this and that's how he wrote the Time Machine: FACT!



This is a picture of the actual time machine HG Wells used.