Wednesday, October 24, 2007

You're sick and twisted misses

Look at this photo



That was once a dog, now it's inhumanely been made to look like Leonardo the leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. If you look into it's eyes I'm pretty sure you can see that it wants to die - still at least it raised a chuckle.

Monday, October 15, 2007

" Sierra? Sierra? "

Hello everyone.
I haven't written on here in a while due to nothing interesting happening. As per usual things have been a little dull.
Anywho I was lucky enough to be shown (by one of my friends) this incredible Arnie video.


I won't analyse the whole thing but pay close attention to Arnie trying to say cheers to that lady (in her native tongue) and later grabbing a lot of ladies arses - quite clearly without their permission.

Also just incase this blog ever becomes a piece of influential academic reference material in regard to the media; Ian Hislop Arnie is not the worst actor ever he was in Terminator 2 - a highly regarded classic (he was also in Total Recall, Predator, Terminator and True Lies, not definitives masterpieces of cinema but very good none the less). So there.

Also does anyone know what's happened to the website stupidfuckingcustomer@blogspot.com I miss its very existence.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

How to make yourself look cooler than you actually are

Because I'm cool I play guitar.....

Actually scrap that, because I wanted to be cool/ and I liked At the Drive In/ and I wanted to write silly songs I learned to play guitar.

So anyway my 1st guitar was in a bit of a state (the electronics needed repairing, the paint at the bottom was chipped




and more importantly (due to my younger self attempting to customise it without the correct tools - damn you past me) the overall paint job was a bit screwed).

Well recently I was introduced to this bloke who happens to be mildly artly talented and customises guitars. So I've handed him my 1st guitar with the hope that he could fix up this visual disgrace and then assuming he did a good job I would pay him some money.

So here are the preliminary photos of what he has done (also note this is obviously not finished).





No your eyes do not decieve you that is indeed an unfinished Optimus Prime standing on my guitar, waiting for some sort of Decepticons invasion. I think it looks really cool and assuming all goes according to plan this should finish as an exemplary piece of awesome.

Also if you want something painting you can check out this guys work at: http://www.myspace.com/carillioncustom