Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Thinkb4youspeak (Hilary Duff)

Gah!
This hasn’t been updated in so long I’m not even sure people other than me will ever bother reading it. I have given myself an impossible situation to try to break free from – after a gap of so long what do I post as my comeback?
After all this needs to be my amazing comeback album of a post (not like Limp Bizkit’s Unquestionable Truth (Part 1) (also on the topic of Limp Bizkit they’ve got a new album planned for 2009, does anyone even care… really?)).

Anywho so what do I write about? Shall I circle jerk myself by going on about how my name features in the credits of a soon to be released videogame? No I shall not do that, because that would be vulgar (COUGH! - http://www.burnzombieburn.com/)

Instead I’ll let Hilary Duff do the talking:


Yes that’s right ladies and gentlemen Hilary Duff has opened my eyes. I’ll never be using the term gay in a derogatory form again….
I know the thinkb4youspeak campaign isn’t really aimed at me but shouldn’t time and money be put into something a bit more worth while? Like I dunno Transformers for under privileged kids? Also (as shown in these videos) gay is not being used in a abusive manner to the homosexual community it is being used to describe something as shit, so does that mean the word is taking on a new meaning (after all English is an ever developing language) so in turn does that mean by supporting this campaign Hilary Duff is standing in the way of progress? (The stupid luddite bitch). Anyway if homosexual people are really offended by the term “gay” (obviously being used in its slang meaning for shit) I am officially giving my permission for them to use Hetero as a retort. (Have to say though I’m not sure my permission has that much worth in the current global financial climate).

Well whatever I think Hilary Duff should write a song/album discussing the use of gay in a slang context and whether stopping its use would halt the developing language progress.

Also as a final thing I would like to state that I will be moving away from using the term “gay” to describe something bad and instead will be fully integrating “your mum” or that’s so – “shitstainedpissflapsfurryaxewoundcumdumpsterfundipHoudinicheesecakecajunstylespitro-astfootnoteofsocietymonkeymagichilaryduffisastuckupwhorebutIwould”

Oh and also someone left an anyonmous message on my last post recommending this:


If that were you thanks – I love midgets