Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Magi and Aussies

It seems like a good time in the preceedings to introduce some personal annoyances.

Magicians: In general they're rubbish. A few cheap tricks which they then refuse to show you how they work. They're always loud and think they're amazing, filled with ther own self importance. There are exceptions of course: Maverick from Defenders of the Earth was quality and that bloke who became a Magician off of Faking It was good too.



See look its Maverick an excellently English gentleman.

Australians: Ho ho now this is a controversial topic. Yet again this is in general.
Australia as a society annoys me.
Now I think that Australia has the lowest cultural output possible. (Cultural output think paintings, poetry and music (particualrly rock music)).
Australia is a country with very good weather (a lot of sushine).
Great culture comes from depression and angst .
You don't get depressed or angsty if its exceedingly sunny and attractive girls are running about in bikinis on the beach, which is outside of your house.
Also Australian guys play a lot of sports, are pumped and steal my countries women. (So thats what gap years are for).
So as a quick summary Australians aren't emo enough and are too jock like.

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